Have you ever had the problem of not smelling good enough? Ever had the trouble of walking into your favorite hang-out spot and not smelling good enough to get back in? Then this is the product for you! Retro Ink Epsom Salts will make you smell much better than you normally would! Here are carefully thought out instructions on how to decide whether or not to buy this:Look at your deodorant, now back to ours, now back to yours, now back to ours. Sadly, yours can't touch dis.Guys, the ladies will love your unique smell, and they can't get enough of it, especially the Funky Green Coconut flavour! Girls, the guys'll dig your all-natural smell, we've taken a survey, and the results prove it! So what do you have to lose? Other than that bland, manufactured, factory made smell, of course! Go for the good stuff! Not only are our handmade, hand mixed, and hand-canned salts sold in popular places, like the Saskatoon Arena, you can also use them practically anywhere! You don't necessarily even need to use them on your body either! Put a few crystals underneath your shoe soles to make your feet and shoes smell nicer, or you could put a gauze strip over the open container and put them in your closet or clothes dresser to keep your stale laundry smelling fresh! Epsom salts have many many uses, far more than has been mentioned here, and there are probably more than that that we haven't even thought of. If you enjoyed using our Epsom Salts after buying them, please mention them to your friends, if you didn't like them and didn't think they worked (psh, as if!) please do us a favor and still mention them to people, we're asking you politely.
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- Colin MacMaster, Retro Ink VP of IT Services.