Fletcher Bumphery ~ President.
Fletcher is our leader and organizer, he keeps us on track, and for that we are grateful, he was
not the one who originally came up with the idea of selling Epsom Salts, but he supports it wholeheartedly
and helps keep our morale above sea level.
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Maria Brockman ~ Co-Vice President of Production.
Maria Brockman is one of the most valuable additions to our group, a solid worker, creator, and
imagineer. She came up with the original idea of the Epsom Salts, in addition to various others
that we had to scrap, simply because we had too many.
Megan Barr ~ Co-Vice president of Production.
Our other Vice President of Production, Megan is extremely helpful and enthusiastic about
going out to buy things for Retro Ink so that we can produce our Salts at maximum
efficiency. A strong, solid worker, Megan is a huge support to Retro Ink. She also helps keep us in
a good mood, even if no one else is.
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Luke Megyesi ~ Vice President of Finances.
Luke is another valuable addition to the team, he is the only one of us willing to wade through
the masses of numbers and prices and whatnot to keep the finances of Retro Ink above water.
He does his job very well, keeping tabs on all things purchased, sold, lost, or whatever should
happen to them.
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Alesi Chenko ~ Co-Vice President of Marketing and Unofficial Director of Stuff.
Alesi has the extra title in addition to her Co-Vice Presidency because she deserves it,
mainly for being the one who is always working and yelling at us slackers to get moving and
start packing those salts! She helps organize the trade shows, helps with virtually anything and
everything you ask for... Yes, Alesi is the Director of Stuff, as well as an excellent Co-Vice President.
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Meggie Teel-Hannah ~ Vice President of Human Resources.
A wonderful worker, Meggie does her job as Human Resources Vice President very
well, keeping us all in good moods, and always making sure we are ready for making Epsom
Salts. She also occasionally brings in snacks, if she feels particularly generous. Thank you, Meggie.
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Colin MacMaster ~ Vice President of Information Technologies.
I feel as if I have overused the word wonderful, therefore, I will say that Colin is the amazing
and talented Vice President of the IT department who made this website possible, he is a good worker,
able to churn out salts with just as much efficiency as any others on the team. Those fingers are good for
more than just keyboards, you know. He also has an epic mustache.
Or maybe it's a fake.... Who knows?